Dear yahoo horoscopes. This is a joke, right? wtf? I don't think i've ever had a horoscope make me feel icky like this.... except maybe in some horrible teen magazine or something.
It's time to learn just how strong you can really be! If you are a female, today you will learn that don't have to have a lot of masculine energy around you in order to get aggressive and fight for what you think is best. You have all the power within you. Sure, you might not wield power with your fists, but your words can have an even more significant impact. If you are male, you will really get in touch with how your physical strength is a common bond you share with other men.
Well, thank god! All this time I've been waiting around for masculine energy. Phew!
Sagittarius (11/22-12/21)
It's time to learn just how strong you can really be! If you are a female, today you will learn that don't have to have a lot of masculine energy around you in order to get aggressive and fight for what you think is best. You have all the power within you. Sure, you might not wield power with your fists, but your words can have an even more significant impact. If you are male, you will really get in touch with how your physical strength is a common bond you share with other men.Well, thank god! All this time I've been waiting around for masculine energy. Phew!