Better thank your mother for a butt like that

[charlz_lynn]

This is the longest week of my life.
I want to knoooooooow! Now!
I know impatience is not going to help me at all. Neither is siting down and taking all ten of my pregnancy tests in a day. I know i know i know.

Some friends have been trying. They've tried three times. If I get lucky on the first try I will kiss the ground for days.

I just keep talking in the direction of uterus.
Please stay. Please please stay.
I want to make you into a person.
I want to teach you about science.
I want to show you how to whistle.
I want to share my mom with you.
Just hold on. Please.
If you stick around I'll feed you so good.