I like this one. But it's making me a little sad.

[charlz_lynn]

only use one word. really, really, really

1.Where is your mobile phone? table
2.Your significant other? many
3.Your hair? everywhere
4.Your mother? fired
5.Your father? hairy
6.Your favorite thing? honesty
7.Your dream last night? clothing
8.Your favorite drink? prohibited
9.Your dream/goal? arboriculture
10.The room you're in? sticky
11.Your ex? sad
12.Your fear? stagnant
13.Where do you want to be in 6 years? trees
14.Where were you last night? alone
15.What you're not? dishonest
16.Muffins? what?
17.One of your wish list items? friendship
18.Where you grew up? lesbos
19.The last thing you did? paperwork
20.What are you wearing? gingham
21.Your TV? nonexistent
22.Your pets? nope
23.Your computer? baconey
24.Your life? exciting
25.Your mood? lonely
26.Missing someone? yes
27.Your car? broken
28.Something you're not wearing? petticoats
29.Favorite Store? powell's
30.Your summer? please
31.Like someone? smitteny
32.Your favorite color? brown (?)
33.When is the last time you laughed? minutes
34.Last time you cried? zelda