Motherhood

[charlz_lynn]

I have maternity jeans now. Someone said I probably don't need them yet, but I think I do, because none of my pants will button, and when they do, they hurt me when I sit down. Anyway, they are actually cute. I also got this strange orange sherbet-colored summery maternity tank top and a cute dress. This shit is super girly. And I feel cute (cutesy)  in it. It's hard to feel tough in sherbet-colored clothing, though.

So, here's the thing...Double D bought me these things. Yeah, the Daddy part is going there a little bit. Hard to swallow, but she really wants to. Yesterday I kinda sunk into it and enjoyed it. She's been talking about doing it for weeks. It was nice, but will absolutely not be a regular thing. She played hooky from work two days this week, Monday and yesterday. We spent the whole day in bed on Monday, and yesterday we got out on the town and did some shopping and lots of eating and drinking (ginger ale for me). I had a great time. This thing with her is working so well because we have a nice, sweet time together. Also a nice, dirty time. No one is petting anyone's face. And she got worried for a moment that she offended me yesterday when she told me she saw it as a bonus that I was moving away. I laughed at that, because of course it's a bonus! She's not gonna try and get all married and shit. Hells yeah.

Anyway. Michael Jackson died. Can you even believe that? And Farrah Fawcett on the same day? And Ed McMann earlier this week? What is going on? 
It was very strange to hear, from Double D's friend, that MJ had died while we were roaming around downtown. Then suddenly everyone everywhere was talking about it. We heard a gay man on the phone with someone saying,  "Michael Jackson can't die. You're fucking with me, right?" The gays seemed to know first. Then it was everywhere. Wild. I was going to post a video, but the ones I want have embedding disabled. Ah well. You know where YouTube is.
xo

Comments

[mzmemama.livejournal.com]

we bought you some maternity 3/4 pants type of jeans, size xl, and maternity black stretchy knit capri size xxl. and a few maternity tops size xl , hope it all fits comfy. we'll priority ship it so you'll have it in time to take it land with you. sadly, none of the items will cater to your tough boy side, but I'm sure they'll add to your cuteness!

hell yes to sweet and dirty times! xo

[charlz-lynn.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!! I am dying over here! You are so freaking sweet, thank you times a million!

[notyourmama2.livejournal.com]

And when do you leave? Because M and I made you a maternity top.

xo
F

[charlz-lynn.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! You two are amazing, I can't wait to see it and rock it!
I leave one week from tomorrow (eek!) on the 4th. Then I'll be at the house for one week, and then the land.
Wow... I can't even tell you how excited and grateful I am.
xoxo

[notyourmama2.livejournal.com]

Okay, so maybe it's better to send it to the Festival address? I'd hate for it to chase you around the country. Then it could be like a care package.

[charlz-lynn.livejournal.com]

I think that would be the best way. Especially if you are postally challenged like me. And, one more time... Ohmygod!
xoxoxo