dogfarts

i was just sitting here at home, innocently doing homework while innocently skipping school, and this really funny thing happened that i want to share with you all.
so, we have two dogs. beans and spoon. spean. they are the most neurotic couple of animals i've ever met. spoon: doesn't walk on shiney floors, can't come up the basement steps without a peptalk, and if you're laying under the covers and she is on top of them, will get pissed and leave in a hurry if you shift your weight or pass a little gas. beano, on the other hand, doesn't care what the hell you do as long as you wake her up from her nightmares. and she's super gassy.
beans is on the little dogbed outside of spoon's doggycave. so, just now, when i was sitting in the living room, i heard a loud pprrphhh. and i was like "whoah, beano!" and looked up and she was looking at me with some shame, and then spoon grumbled, out loud, came out of the cave and trotted off all offended-like. haha. ok, this prolly isn't as funny to anyone that wasn't siting here for it. but you'd understand if you met these freaky little beasts.