crunch time.

i completely fucked myself in anthropology. once i get an attitude about something i'm supposed to do, i stop doing well. now i have a 10 page term paper due thursday, and i just now started doing research for it. i'll be luck to land a C in that class. what the FUCK is wrong with me??
now let me talk about yesterday.
woke up early at the fancy house, and had coffe with my bwafriend. then i lugged all my groceries home on the bus. i was being all relaxed-like, thinking i had all the time in the world, then realized i needed to get the fuck out of the house if i wanted to start my bank account before school. then i was rushing. then it was time to go. then i couldn't find the dog. then she came running down the street (she had gotten out), and as she approached i realized she was completely covered in shit. yes, that's right. feces.
well, shit, i can't let her stay covered in dogshit, besides, margot would murder me if i let her in the house. so, i let beans in the back door, yelled a lot while stripping down, then gave her a shower. that bitch.
finally, i got to leave! about halfway down the black, salem pulled up next to me, and i ended up going to casi's with her. we decided that i'm going to move there after michigan, salem is moving there now, and casi is moving to her houseboat. good things. after casi and i changed salem's headlight, i got dropped off at school, and picked up my loan check. (this is the exciting part, are you ready?)
i went to the bank, and started a savings and a checking account!! and i'm not on chexsystems anymore!! finally! my procrastination pays off!! woohoo.
k, maybe yer not as excited as me, but i'm fucking ecstatic. alright.... i did say it's crunch time, right?