Rob is following me around and has a bug in my car.

Last week:


I encourage you to attempt a difficult feat: For a few days, dissolve every burst of anger that rises up in you. Squash it. Wrestle it into submission. Attack it with love bombs. If you can eradicate the fury at its source, never even letting it ripen, that would be best. But the most important thing is to use all your ingenuity to keep your hostility, irritation, and snark from reaching the surface and spilling out. And why should you try this seemingly impossible experiment? Because according to my analysis of the omens, it would bring unexpected improvements in your physical and mental health.






This week:

Sagittarius Horoscope for week of May 14, 2009

I'm not necessarily saying you fell into a hole a while back, but if you did, the time is right to extricate yourself. Your strength is returning and help is in the neighborhood. Likewise, I'm not making an authoritative pronouncement that you did indeed cast a little curse on yourself during a careless moment. But if something like that did occur, you're entering an excellent phase to undo the mistake. You're awakening to how you went awry, and that's the first crucial step in correcting for the messy consequences.

The first one is particularly right-on. I have been talking about this a lot. Mostly in relation to my road rage, but also about my snarkiness and judginess. I need to fucking cut it out. I have been trying. Hard. I feel like my baby is learning to be an asshole before even being born. Erg.
I'm trying. Did I mention I'm trying? The fact that I have to try so hard makes me feel like I really am a jerk, and that I've shrouded myself in negativity (that's a bit harsh, I know...). Anyway. The times, they are a changin'.